chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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