Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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