I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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