There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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