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Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm just crazy horny about you
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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