That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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