Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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