how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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