It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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