PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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