Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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