On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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