No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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