This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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