just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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