Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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