I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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