My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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