i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Tornado booty call.. dedication
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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