so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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