Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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