Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Jerry, you need to find god
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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