Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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