So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I need to wash the frat house off of me
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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