Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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