An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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