New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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