you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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