i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he shaved USA in his pubs
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
