Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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