The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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