People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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