oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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