just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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