Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
handjob tips. give me some.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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