It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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