: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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