he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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