This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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