Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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