Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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