just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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