Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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