Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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