If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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