This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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