can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
