Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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