i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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