I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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