My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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