Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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