i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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