why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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