did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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