Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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