I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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