HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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