Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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